December 2011
“I want to be screened for breast cancer, lung cancer, and brain cancer. I’m pretty sure I don’t have any other kind of cancer.”
uteruses-before-duderuses:
the avett brothers //...
Today I will be making teenagers fight to the...
obsessionfull:
With foam and plastic weapons.
So I obviously have better plans today than you.
Not better than mine which are the same.
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There's a ghost at the country club near my house...
obsessionfull:
kaleidoscopeyes:
rwr931:
obsessionfull:
But since I am not a member of this country club, I can’t get in.
We should break in and then if anyone catches us, we’ll just hold them in front of us like in the movies so that if the ghost comes, he’ll attack the person and not us.
Wow, Rachels, how’d you come up with that brilliant plan?
You’re gonna be the one we throw in...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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2012| Read 52 Books in 52 Weeks →
theoceanandthesky:
The rules are very simple and the goal is to read one book (at least) a week for 52 weeks.
The challenge will run from January 1, 2012 through December 31, 2012.
Our book weeks will begin on Sunday.
Participants may join at any time.
All books are acceptable except children books.**
All forms of books are acceptable including e-books, audio books, etc.
...
Were teenagers productive before the internet?
lucivette:
Or did they waste away cow tipping or cloud gazing? what.
Based on Grease, I think they spent their time racing cars and necking.
“So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would...”
– Sylvia Plath (via trua)
“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”
– Michelangelo (via emiliaphotography)
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“Do you fall in love often? Yes often. With a view, with a book, with a dog, a...”
– Jeanette Winterson (via misswallflower)
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There's a ghost at the country club near my house...
rwr931:
obsessionfull:
But since I am not a member of this country club, I can’t get in.
We should break in and then if anyone catches us, we’ll just hold them in front of us like in the movies so that if the ghost comes, he’ll attack the person and not us.
Wow, Rachels, how’d you come up with that brilliant plan?
To the Person Who Highlighted Symptoms of Bipolar...
someweretricksters:
I’ll never know if you were highlighting for yourself or someone you love but this is just to say that I know how it feels for a sickness to kidnap words you think you know and beat them into redefinition. apathy You think it’s weightless and freeing until you wake up to find it hibernating on your knees, heavy and bone-crushing, snores so deafening that it can’t...
Nick: They're like ants.
Me: You're an ant.
Carl: No, I'm not!
Me: You have a thorax.
Nick: Hahaha. How cool would it be if there was like, a hammer that was also an ax? Then it would be a Thor-ax.
“Does Joss Whedon even breathe oxygen, or does he subsist on the carbon dioxide...”
– Mark Oshiro, “Mark Watches Buffy the Vampire Slayer S02E01” (via emilianadarling)
Watchdrowningalaska:
Two years of Tumblr has been validated and made worth it because of this video.
