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January302012
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Just sitting here in the dark doing work, no big deal.
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why do we never turn on the light? oh yeah because we are on our beds not caring enough to move original this is my real life.
January252012
“I might vomit tears.” Emily after rewatching the Lost finale (via obsessionfull)
Reblogged from: Schwarmerei / Post was created by: obsessionfull
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But really That is the only phrase that accurately depicts what I go through when I watch it this is my real life.
January92012
  • Me: It's like that thing. "Let's cuddle and watch Lord of the Rings. That's it. That's the relationship."
  • Emily: No, /legit/. That is actually my ideal relationship. And maybe we can make out a little bit. But not during the movie! The time when you have to change the discs for the extended editions, sure. But not during the movie.
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Legit. this is my real life.
9AM
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thatsociallyawkwardkid:

“And when Noah asked God where to build his ark, thy lord said, to thine left to thine left.”

OMG DEAD xD

(Source: beyoncespussy)

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this is my real life. submission
December282011

Am I sitting in my room playing bubble spinner while listening to Patsy Cline?

Yes, what are you doing?

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this is my real life. original me Patsy Cline
December252011

I have no idea how to receive compliments…

My response is always something like “Oh, golly gee, mister. Thanks.”

I’ve lived too long with my snarky sisters! All I know is snark!

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Compliments: how do they work. original this is my real life.
December242011
  • Mom: . . . We got apple strudel--
  • Me: Is it crisp?
  • Mom: What?
  • Me: Is it crisp apple strudel?
  • Mom: Yes.
  • Me: Because it doesn't qualify as one of my favorite things unless it is crisp.
  • Mom: [after a long pause] Oh! I get it! You got me.
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Mom this is my real life. me original
December232011
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ayedeebaybee:

kaleidoscopeyes:

ayedeebaybee:

rebelling our bedtime- awwwwww yeahhhhh

We don’t have a bedtime. Just a 7am wake up call from mother to look forward to.

My response will be only “I require tea.” 

my response will be “go straight to hell” 

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Adrienne Mom this is my real life.
December222011
  • Rachel: I'm dying!
  • Adrienne: You're dying?! How do you think the elves in Santa's factory feel right now?!
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Sista Rachel Adrienne original this is my real life.
April62011
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I do this to the puppies at the puppy store, but then they yell at me for not keeping the puppies on the ground.

I also pretend they are airplanes and sing “Airplanes.”*

*I also get yelled at for this. I’m surprised they haven’t kicked me out of the puppy store before.

 Reblogged from: Mr. Rager / Post was created by: ichatblog
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This is my real life.